Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

Here's the scariest costume in 2008



1UP if u can print a lehman brothers or Duan Bei Shan name card stating dat you're selling structured notes and give it out freely..

Surely will scare old folks, retirees and housewives.

Picture courteousy of Rainne

August 29, 2008

Phelps or is it Son Phelps ?



Got this off TK

August 20, 2008

Is this Mike's House

Friends, Please verify if this si found outside Mike's House



or Rainne's House.

August 14, 2008

Nice Postcards



Seeking attention the wrong way often winds us up.. the wrong way too.



Need I say more? ha ha ha... ...



and if u dun stare back, i will stab u with my orange pointed comb according to some cake.



Have an imaginary friend. In fact, have a couple, have more. Have a whale of time, talking to No1 No2 No3 etc...

all images are courteousy of here

August 8, 2008

Repeal Polytechnic Students' Rights to University Education!

Recently I was recommended to this website via Seng.
Had a good laugh over these bunch of mediocre yet elitist tinkin pple.

Then it set me tinking, wat if our future is run by these peeps.

*Shudders*

Huat Huat Huat ahhh




We, the Polytechnic students of Singapore, are deeply horrified that people of our kind all across the country are accorded the same rights to a university education as Junior College Students!

Every place in a local university given to a Poly Student denies a JC student with mediocre A' Level grades a chance to live up to his/her full potential in University!

Our belief is that Poly Students should not be allowed to enter local universities; these places should be reserved for our junior collegiate elite!

We must ACT NOW and stop this injustice, that has been carrying on for far too long!

We must ACT NOW to correct this anomaly in the education system!

Since we as Poly Students are obviously unwelcome by the JC elite in singapore university campuses, we fight to repeal these rights rather than bear anymore of this bigotry.

We have decided to save the JC Elite the effort of discriminating us, by DISCRIMINATING OURSELVES!

We shall be silent no more and openly acknowledge our treatment as second class citizens! We are Poly students and know our place in society!

We embrace mediocrity with open arms!

JOIN THIS GROUP NOW to show that you care to remove the last vestiges of this scar on our great land!

June 30, 2008

Best WiFi Available

For Ah Leong



Taken from here

Interesting Pix



Taken from here

My Brother is called Maria

I couldn't resist posting this.



They don't make little brothers like this anymore.

For Amos only

How do you find someone so good natured and willing to take a soccer ball shot on the head?

Anyway today is Amos's birthday.



Here is his profile on Facebook and Friendster

He has a page selling reject stuff. Take a look if you want.

June 26, 2008

Life in Singapore

Gotten this of Davyd Chua. Very funny. Very real.

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1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restrictions on buying)

5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the
art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and
Mainland China Chinese

11. S'porean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,
Second section is for Carrying Ghost

June 25, 2008

Miscommunication

I had a good lauff over this... though i tink i read it b4 elsewhere

June 24, 2008

For Leo

This was brought to my mind the moment it showed up in my inbox.





lolx

June 17, 2008

REVELATION

Dear Cowboy,

Dude i was stuck all alone in office and had to listen to some boring calls...

i decided to google.. and lo and behold.................

Funny Advert



Found this in my pictures archival

June 15, 2008

Happy Fathers Day




Iposted this last year aso.

ED: Must try to find something funnier lahhh....