Your Japanese Name Is... |
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May 14, 2005
The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. |
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. |
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
May 13, 2005
Wow... redid this test after so many years, i am now a Phleg-San .. used to be a Cho-San.. hahaha
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Your personality is Phlegmatic Sanguine.
Your scores are below
Overall:
Melancholy:4
Phlegmatic:18
Sanguine:12
Choleric:6
Strengths:
Melancholy:3
Phlegmatic:7
Sanguine:5
Choleric:5
Weakneses:
Melancholy:1
Phlegmatic:11
Sanguine:7
Choleric:1
Thank you for taking the personality test.
The scores above are out of 20 total points for strengths and weaknesses for a total combined point value of 40.
Please pass the link on to your friends so you can learn about their personalities.
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Your personality is Phlegmatic Sanguine.
Your scores are below
Overall:
Melancholy:4
Phlegmatic:18
Sanguine:12
Choleric:6
Strengths:
Melancholy:3
Phlegmatic:7
Sanguine:5
Choleric:5
Weakneses:
Melancholy:1
Phlegmatic:11
Sanguine:7
Choleric:1
Thank you for taking the personality test.
The scores above are out of 20 total points for strengths and weaknesses for a total combined point value of 40.
Please pass the link on to your friends so you can learn about their personalities.
May 12, 2005
Dedicated to anonymous
Bloggin in comfort of my room now...
First task
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Well.. someone commented by i so thickskinned to remind pple of my birthday.. Am i ?
hahaha.. well to this anonymously fell.. I have only one thing to say 'IF u dun like wat u see, close it'.. This is my blog.. i can do watever i like and i want.. hahaha.. BTW i have no intention wat so ever to remind pple of my birthday.. If you tink i m remindin pple of my birthday then ok lor.. So be it
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Rest of tasks
this year has been a turbulent year for me thus far.. been coping with my dad's ailment.. been coping with new job pressures..
Actually my company now is in transition.. meanin that they are tryin to sell it to potential buyers.. bad news for me is that i might lose my job lor..well..i m not worried lor.. i am getting retrenchment benefits (I hope) ..hee~.. then i will sign up for a week long holiday in bangkok away from all these problems in singapore, then come back then find new job which will allow me to take care of my dad.. i been tinkin of workin in supermarkets.. work the morning shifts as full timer lor.. yeah.. physical work la.. but boh pian la.. at least work till me dad is fine lor..
First task
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Well.. someone commented by i so thickskinned to remind pple of my birthday.. Am i ?
hahaha.. well to this anonymously fell.. I have only one thing to say 'IF u dun like wat u see, close it'.. This is my blog.. i can do watever i like and i want.. hahaha.. BTW i have no intention wat so ever to remind pple of my birthday.. If you tink i m remindin pple of my birthday then ok lor.. So be it
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Rest of tasks
this year has been a turbulent year for me thus far.. been coping with my dad's ailment.. been coping with new job pressures..
Actually my company now is in transition.. meanin that they are tryin to sell it to potential buyers.. bad news for me is that i might lose my job lor..well..i m not worried lor.. i am getting retrenchment benefits (I hope) ..hee~.. then i will sign up for a week long holiday in bangkok away from all these problems in singapore, then come back then find new job which will allow me to take care of my dad.. i been tinkin of workin in supermarkets.. work the morning shifts as full timer lor.. yeah.. physical work la.. but boh pian la.. at least work till me dad is fine lor..
May 11, 2005
Your Birthdate: May 19 |
Your birth on the 19th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life path. But at the same time, it poses a number of obstacles to overcome before you are able to be as independent as you would like. The number 1 energy suggests more executive ability and leadership qualities than your path may have indicated. A birthday on the 19th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. However, a somewhat self-centered approach to life that may be in conflict with some of the other influences in your life. This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations. You do not tend to follow convention or take advice very well. Consequently, you tend to learn through experience; sometimes hard experiences. The 19/1 is a loner number and you may experience feelings of being alone even if you are married. You may take on a tendency to be nervous and angry. |
May 10, 2005
This is hilarious... ripped off my news group as usual.. highly entertainin i believe u guys got read ep 1 before
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Story of the Noodle & the Bun
Episode I
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao (bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him.
Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee very puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said:"Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said:"Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair and WE cannot recognise u!"
Episode II
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his bros:"Brothers! MAO him !" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly.
Maggi mee said:"At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
Episode III
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun).
They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"
Episode IV
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.
The noodles family shouted: "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Episode V
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help . All the bao family was activated including red bean bao, green bean bao, lian yong bao etc. They went seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan alone, shopping. The bao family attacked him.
The bao head shouted:"Noodle people still wear until gold gold shopping! Whack him!!!"
Episode VI
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarters. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - da bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him b'cause he was totally disfigured - flattened.
In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee pok.
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Story of the Noodle & the Bun
Episode I
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao (bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him.
Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee very puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said:"Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said:"Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair and WE cannot recognise u!"
Episode II
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his bros:"Brothers! MAO him !" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly.
Maggi mee said:"At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
Episode III
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun).
They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"
Episode IV
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.
The noodles family shouted: "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Episode V
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help . All the bao family was activated including red bean bao, green bean bao, lian yong bao etc. They went seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan alone, shopping. The bao family attacked him.
The bao head shouted:"Noodle people still wear until gold gold shopping! Whack him!!!"
Episode VI
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarters. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - da bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him b'cause he was totally disfigured - flattened.
In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee pok.
May 9, 2005
Got this off a newsgroup i subscribe to.. very long ago read this b4.. found it extremely funny
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This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.
Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he sued the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee :
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there
were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's
because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you
bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stoopid to own a computer
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This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.
Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he sued the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee :
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there
were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's
because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you
bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stoopid to own a computer
Have not been bloggin much abt my day to day living.. coz really too depressed to do so.. not very encouragin bits
Today shall attempt to blog something personal.. my dad
I tink the closer pple to me would know that he's having this alzhemiers' diesease..
Meanin he will gradullay lose his memory till the day hi smemory is zilch.. zero.
Lately i've been shuttlin to put him into day care.. but he doesn't fit in and he often time finds his opwn way home (Is that a good thing or not)
When he's home, he always (i mean always) shout vugarities and curses that someone is stealing his money.. Wah lau eh.. as an un-employed old man who has food , newspaper & drinks and shelter all available to him , he still has like $60++ bucks on him daily..
He always says someone is takin his money, i tried
a. reasoning with him
b. explaining to him
c. shouting at him to keep quiet
d. ignore his shouts
All the above i tried but he seems to have it his way and lately he turned violent lor..
He took a chair and threw it on the floor, being a feeable plastic chair, it broke into 3 or more pieces... Damit
And now afternoons when my mum takes her nap, he wakes her up and just verbally abuses her.. buay tahan..
DInner time, this si the highlight of the day.. he will eat finish at 6.30pm and at 7pm his routine of lost money begins.. then at 8pm, he will ask everyone to leave the house saying it belongs to his former boss.. He still beleives that his boss gave the house for his accomodation and he says we dun work cannot stay.. WTH.. at this point in time, normally i just lock myself up in the room if i'm at home.. Evening time, i normally try to check if anyone is home, if no one is i try to be home in case anything happens.. My that bummer of a brudder is useless one.. cannot depend on him, later then blog abt that !@#$@#$!%..
Sumtimes i feel myself crumbling under the pressure of my dad's illness.. i dunno.. but it seems that i want to help him but he just falls into those lapses of memory and changes into antoher person.. Just for instance last sat nite, we were supposed to be havign our mothers' day dinner and he chose to go off at that point in time.. he suddenly stands up and starts cussin at my mum.. say some ugly things.. i'm probaly immune to it liaos then my brudder started takin offence, he grabbed him by his neck and takes him one corner.. i was amused initially.. i even told my mum to wathc them instead of the tv.. then it turns out that senior Lee & junior Lee started fightin for real.. i have to step in also lor.. then sighhhhhhhh
i have to pull them apart.. in the process dunno which lee scratched my arm.. alamak the mother day dinner turned out to be a slug fest.. then my dad sat in the living room as usual lor.. my that bummer brudder went out (sat nite ma).. i stayed at home to look after the 2 old folks.. my mother's day dinner also went down the drain.. $80+++ sigh.. heng i ordered the food in to makan.. if eat outside, sighhhh dunno wat would happen sia
ok.. enuff abt my dad..
nx is abt my brudder.. he's another useless bum,... Just ord-ed.. got him a job.. fixed up an interview for him.. have to take him for the interview... then he tell me the boss is useless and he just wants to be a soccer coach..
Wah Lau eh.. can sum1 explain to that useless shitforbrains guy that how much can he earn as a soccer coach.. Kaoz.. then he say ,"I'm still young and can afford the years to waste.. i just want to do wat i like"
Kaoz.. youth, time, passion.. dun talk to me like that.. I've had my fair share fo chances too.. i turned them down all the same.. Upon my ORD, i got a chance to go overseas to do my degree in journalism too.. i gave it up , why? coz i know my parents need me here.. my dad was in initial stage of alzhemiers'..
Passion.. I have my passion too.. i wanted to do youth work too.. but i realise that if i were to do that now, my parents would suffer the cause with me.. i do not want that..
i realise that communism still works to a certain strength.. i used certain strong arm tactics to force him to start work thru my mum
Enuff of complaining.. i'm pretty much exhausted by all these happenings.. really hope for God to show me a way out.. really i did tink of death as a certain option.. but is it..
Today shall attempt to blog something personal.. my dad
I tink the closer pple to me would know that he's having this alzhemiers' diesease..
Meanin he will gradullay lose his memory till the day hi smemory is zilch.. zero.
Lately i've been shuttlin to put him into day care.. but he doesn't fit in and he often time finds his opwn way home (Is that a good thing or not)
When he's home, he always (i mean always) shout vugarities and curses that someone is stealing his money.. Wah lau eh.. as an un-employed old man who has food , newspaper & drinks and shelter all available to him , he still has like $60++ bucks on him daily..
He always says someone is takin his money, i tried
a. reasoning with him
b. explaining to him
c. shouting at him to keep quiet
d. ignore his shouts
All the above i tried but he seems to have it his way and lately he turned violent lor..
He took a chair and threw it on the floor, being a feeable plastic chair, it broke into 3 or more pieces... Damit
And now afternoons when my mum takes her nap, he wakes her up and just verbally abuses her.. buay tahan..
DInner time, this si the highlight of the day.. he will eat finish at 6.30pm and at 7pm his routine of lost money begins.. then at 8pm, he will ask everyone to leave the house saying it belongs to his former boss.. He still beleives that his boss gave the house for his accomodation and he says we dun work cannot stay.. WTH.. at this point in time, normally i just lock myself up in the room if i'm at home.. Evening time, i normally try to check if anyone is home, if no one is i try to be home in case anything happens.. My that bummer of a brudder is useless one.. cannot depend on him, later then blog abt that !@#$@#$!%..
Sumtimes i feel myself crumbling under the pressure of my dad's illness.. i dunno.. but it seems that i want to help him but he just falls into those lapses of memory and changes into antoher person.. Just for instance last sat nite, we were supposed to be havign our mothers' day dinner and he chose to go off at that point in time.. he suddenly stands up and starts cussin at my mum.. say some ugly things.. i'm probaly immune to it liaos then my brudder started takin offence, he grabbed him by his neck and takes him one corner.. i was amused initially.. i even told my mum to wathc them instead of the tv.. then it turns out that senior Lee & junior Lee started fightin for real.. i have to step in also lor.. then sighhhhhhhh
i have to pull them apart.. in the process dunno which lee scratched my arm.. alamak the mother day dinner turned out to be a slug fest.. then my dad sat in the living room as usual lor.. my that bummer brudder went out (sat nite ma).. i stayed at home to look after the 2 old folks.. my mother's day dinner also went down the drain.. $80+++ sigh.. heng i ordered the food in to makan.. if eat outside, sighhhh dunno wat would happen sia
ok.. enuff abt my dad..
nx is abt my brudder.. he's another useless bum,... Just ord-ed.. got him a job.. fixed up an interview for him.. have to take him for the interview... then he tell me the boss is useless and he just wants to be a soccer coach..
Wah Lau eh.. can sum1 explain to that useless shitforbrains guy that how much can he earn as a soccer coach.. Kaoz.. then he say ,"I'm still young and can afford the years to waste.. i just want to do wat i like"
Kaoz.. youth, time, passion.. dun talk to me like that.. I've had my fair share fo chances too.. i turned them down all the same.. Upon my ORD, i got a chance to go overseas to do my degree in journalism too.. i gave it up , why? coz i know my parents need me here.. my dad was in initial stage of alzhemiers'..
Passion.. I have my passion too.. i wanted to do youth work too.. but i realise that if i were to do that now, my parents would suffer the cause with me.. i do not want that..
i realise that communism still works to a certain strength.. i used certain strong arm tactics to force him to start work thru my mum
Enuff of complaining.. i'm pretty much exhausted by all these happenings.. really hope for God to show me a way out.. really i did tink of death as a certain option.. but is it..
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