Jokes... need to de-stress now.... pre exam jitters... die die.... must seek numbifying liquids.....
Die la.... now damn pessimistic abt it... juz how the heck did i spend my time... !@$@#$%$@%$#@(%@$&%@&$%&@... BTH
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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ashok: I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people dat u are dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom
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Delivered
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Three Feelings
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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2 comments:
Exams? BAH!
Good luck! :D
"juz how the heck did i spend my time"
Answer: Spent on posting jokes in your blog. kekeke....
Now go back study. :)
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