Jokes... need to de-stress now.... pre exam jitters... die die.... must seek numbifying liquids.....

Die la.... now damn pessimistic abt it... juz how the heck did i spend my time... !@$@#$%$@%$#@(%@$&%@&$%&@... BTH



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Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.

Ashok: I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people dat u are dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom
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Delivered

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Three Feelings

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.




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