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December 27, 2008

ma si wa wu ji pa ban


pic credit: here
Hi EVERYONE.


i am a Magikal Piece of Sai.

generally what i do is try to be there when SaiKias whom i am Guardian Sai to are feeling down and unhappy in hopes that they would not lau baksai. or generally just be there to annoy the sai out of people.

today is one day after boxing day, how's everyone doing?

AH HA!

YOU, clever people, must be wondering why am I asking that question.

"as a Guardian Sai, aren't you supposed to be like, i don't know, updated on the events of people?" you question dismissively as you buff your nails on your shirt.

well unfortunately, my dear friends, i am only a Joonear Guardian Sai. so I am far away from the ones whom i am supposed to be Guardian Sai of to further my education in the field of SaiKang. if i don't, i might be demoted to be KaoSai. or even worse *whispers* like him *points at JiaoSai who is crying silently in a crushed tissue*



YOU, smart readers, may also be asking why am I invading JF's blog.

JF is one of my SaiKias.

And because of the aforementioned reason, it is hard for me to be there for him when he lau baksai (or even simply lausai) or to annoy the sai out of him. I have tried speaking to him over SaiTelHub1 Communications or Man-Sai Network but it is hard because this SaiKia always BUSY ah AWAY ah. I think he don like his personal Joonear Guardian Sai anymore. *sobs!*

NEVERTHELESS!! a Joonear Guardian Sai must do what a Joonear Guardian Sai is supposed to do.

this humble Joonear Guardian Sai appeals to all 乡情父老 to look after this SaiKia for it okay? and also appeals to mr. SaiKia himself to look after himself and sometimes be evil and not to be so nice until people like some Scum that People Scrape Off the Soles of their Shoes try to bully him. and to please know that there is a TWAPUISAI who cares for him!




:D

HUGS! :)
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December 26, 2008

Nuffnang Vpost Xmas Party [late entry]



Yeap..

I won the entries to the Party by blogging about it.

Was abit annoyed at the fact that they later juz randomly gave out tickets to some preferred bloggers.. Favoritism... or rather hit-tism

Anyways i just got in and at the entrance my santarinas hopped out

I was Evil Santa for the night... complete with Horns and Fag.

hee... anyways i was standing around moping at the taste in music.. and the lack of drinks... someone came up to me.. it was cakee


She mistook me for another person... but noentheless we still had our pictures taken..

Well, my highlight of the night was Jayden.
this si his video which i copied off his site (Kudos to Jayden for being the soul of the night.. i mean it totally bro.)





[Update: I've replaced the original with this that has my voice edited. Sorry! I just can't stand my horrible singing.]

Nuffnang Bells
Who ever have thought that
Blogging can be so fun
Go to free movies
And blogger events

Nuffnang tells me now
I can use vPOST to shop
I don't have to worry 'Cos
It's a service by SingPost oooh

I buy this and buy that
Online shopping saves time
vPOST makes me v(ery) kiasu
As I can buy everything now

Globeshopping without globehopping
Get your mouse clicking
Give us the tix to DXO
'Cos it's blogger Christmas day.



The night really ended when the lucky draw was over.. at least for me.. hahaha.. so i took off with a goody bag...


They gave us Personalised Stamps.. woohoo~.. if u received something with my face on it, dun throw it away okay..wait for me to autograph then u can frame the envelope liaos

Then i proceeded to Bala for gathering which is another post for another day
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My Fave Scene in 神雕侠录

劉德華版－小龍女初登場


this was the scene which captured me literally for this series... *reminisces the good ole times*
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你那该死的爱



Needless to say more right ?

Actually should be 我那该死的爱.. ..

The endless partying and the endless days of living life aimlessly should have died together with that part of me which died soo long ago...

How many eons have that been.

Have i totally died ?

Or issit juz that part of me.

Dun ask.

Dun comment.

Dun bother.

i know no one really cares anyway.

i just need to breathe my breath and live my life. the way i m destined to.

ALONE.
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December 23, 2008

Ip Man



Sibei Kool lahhhh
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Christmas Card Writing Tips.

For those who want to lose a friend or two during this Holiday.

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you’ve come into my life…
I’ve changed my mind.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
- I never believed in Hell until I met you.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
That you’re not here to ruin it for me .
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….
Almost lifelike!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
- Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
- Did you ever find out who the father was?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
- I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…
So we’re having you put to sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t help but wonder…..
What the hell was I thinking
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*|
I’m so miserable without you…
It’s almost like you’re still here.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Thank you for being part of my life….
I never knew what evil was until I met you!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Congratulations on your wedding day!…
Too bad no one likes your husband.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
How can I say this….
Your cooking kills me
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hooray…..
- You’re divorced.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…
- Especially since you survived.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Congrats on getting married…
It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Someday I hope to marry…
Someone other than you.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
We have been friends for a very long time…
What do you say we stop?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Randomity

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.

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December 22, 2008

Wii Party

This is wat Wii turns engineers, analyst and auditors into.



Thanks Tiong for the Wii Party
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Current Blog war

Its http://vampiechronicles.blogspot.com/ vs http://simbian.blogspot.com/

Stories according to

Part I
Part II (Mum of the Day)
Part III (Shotgun Style)
Part IV (Like idiot, Like Son)
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The Bush Shoe




A turkish cobbler, has asserted that the shoe thrown at George Bush were his. Orders for Mr. Baydan’s shoes, formerly known as Ducati Model 271 and since renamed “The Bush Shoe,” have poured in from around the world.

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New Deadly Weapon Being Used by Insurgents in Iraq


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