February 26, 2005

Mother of All free News website

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Now that ST is gonna start charging, think it be good idea to post news sites that we visit.

International:
http://news.google.com/
http://www.cnn.com/
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor/home.asp (previous CNBC)
http://abcnews.go.com
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/
http:/www.reuters.com
http://www.bbc.co.uk

Local:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/
http://www.todayonline.com
http://www.asia1.com/
http://www.singaporenews.com/
http://singaporenews.net/
http://www.topix.net/world/singapore/
http://www.einnews.com/singapore/
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/


As you guys can see, STi is not the only online paper ard town.. there's at least another half dozen to see

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them, knowing you can't have them and will not always see them again....so treasure every single person whom you know....

Below's a post I posted in mid nov.. I have experienced this pain.. Trust me, itz as bad as ... .... .... dunno hwo to explain .. bad enuff to stave me off everything for the time being..

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There was once a guy who was very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was jus a small fry in his company, his future doesn't seemed too bright, they were very happy together.

Until one day his girl said:" I'm going to Paris and will never come back. I really can't visualize any future for both of us...so lets go our own ways..."

Heartbroken, the guy agreed...when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself...finally, with all these hard work and with the help of frens, h set up his own company...

"You never fail until you stop trying."

One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to notice they were his girl's parents...with a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same anymore...he had his own company condo....etc

Before the guy can realise, the couple was walking towards a cemetery ....a photo of her smiling sweetly as ever from her tombstone....her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained she did not leave for France at all. She was down with cancer and did not want to be his burden ....his obstacle...therefore she had chosen to leave him...

"Just cos someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they dont live you with all they have" She wanted her parents to put his paper crance beside her...if the day comes when fate brings him to her again, he will take some of those back with him.

"Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever."

"Find time to realise that there is one person who mean so much to you for you might wake up one morning losing that person whom thought meant nothing to you..."

The guy jus wept...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them, knowing you can't have them and will not always see them again....so treasure every single person whom you know....

I still love you.. If you're reading this.. Why go thru this alone

February 25, 2005

ST website to charge for access from Mar 15 ... From Free to Fee

So now have to switch to ready todayonline liaos... hahaha.. Wat a joke to coerce us into payin for online content.. As if payin for a connection is not enuff already.. Hahaha

On a serious note, can anyone tell me when will this payin thingy come to an end.. Fed up

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SINGAPORE'S most-read English language news website, The Straits Times Interactive (STI), will no longer be a free-access one.

Come March 15, access to the 10-year-old online version of The Straits Times will be by subscription only. It will be only the second internet news site in Singapore to do this after The Business Times.

Three subscription plans will be available: Readers can choose to pay $15 a month, $72 for six months or $120 for a year.

The managing editor of Singapore Press Holdings' English and Malay Newspapers Division Patrick Daniel explains the reason for the change:

'We believe that we have a good and valuable product that users will be prepared to pay for. It's also not a tenable business model to charge for the print edition, and not for the online edition.'

So with STI going from 'free' to 'fee', what extras can readers expect?

For one, all news reports from Life! and LifeStyle on Sundays will be available to subscribers. The website now offers only three Life! and LifeStyle reports.

Another perk: Money reports will be available from 6am instead of only after 6pm as is the case now.

A third extra: The English daily's weekly supplements - the health magazine Mind Your Body and fashion magazine Urban - now not online, will become available to subscribers.

The tech supplement Digital Life will also be available to subscribers from 6am on Tuesday - the same day its printed edition goes out with The Straits Times, instead of late on Wednesday.

The website will also offer a seven-day archive of its pages, up from the current three days. This will be a boon to those who have fallen behind on the news.

STI users will be able to browse the beefed-up edition from March 1 to 14 and sign up for a subscription if they wish to.

Barca slams 'pathetic' losers money-bags Chelski

Chelsea have been accused of being 'pathetic' bad losers following their CL defeat by Barca - and are set to face further embarrassment if UEFA throw out a claim that the Spanish club's coach Frank Rijkaard entered referee Anders Frisk's dressing room at half-time.

The Premiership leaders allege the Barca boss was spotted leaving the room used by the Swedish official.

UEFA have already said that their own tunnel representative witnessed nothing out of the ordinary during the half-time break and it is the Londoners who are likely to be on the receiving end of any punishment after failing to turn-up for the compulsory press conference after their 2-1 defeat.

The referee is not expected to include any of the alleged incidents in his report to UEFA - making Chelsea's case look wafer thin.

Barcelona assistant coach Henk Ten Cate has branded Chelsea's expected complaint to UEFA'pathetic'.

Ten Cate is also angry about a trick played by Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho before kick-off.

Mourinho predicted both starting line-ups, and left Damien Duff out insisting he was injured - but Duff played.

Ten Cate said: 'To react the way Chelsea have is pathetic. Mourinho lied with the line-ups - and now this.'

UEFA spokesman William Gaillard said:'Anders Frisk says Rijkaard greeted him and apologised he had not had the opportunity to say hello before the game.

'We had two UEFA officials there and neither witnessed it. The referee's dressing room was locked and he and his assistants were the only people allowed in.'

UEFA delegate Thomas Giordano added: 'The only unusual thing that happened as far as we are concerned is that Chelsea failed to present themselves in the press conference.

'Nothing abnormal happened at half-time - the coach of Barcelona said hello to the referee, which seems to us an act of someone who is polite and well-educated.'

Frisk was backed by UEFA's head of referees Jermund Nilsson, who said:'If the referee's observer thought something was wrong he would have said so. I am assured that Frisk did nothing wrong and from what I understand Chelsea have very definitely over reacted.'

February 24, 2005

"High Stakes - The Casino Debate"

MY OPINONATED VIEWS...

THE EVILS OF GAMBLING ARE KNOWN TO MANY BUT HOW MANY ARE ACTUALLY AWARE OF
THIS UNIMAGINEABLE EVIL WITH THE CAPACITY TO EAT INTO EVERYONE'S LIVES...

PROSTITUION.. WHEN GAMBLERS WIN MONEY, THEY TEND TO WANT TO HAVE A QUICK FIX AT THE CONSTANT URGING OF THESE PROSTITUTES.. AND NORMALLY YOU DUN HAVE TO SEARCH VERY HARD FOR ANSWERS.. THE CHINA GIRLS HANG ARD LIKE GEYLANG..

ILLEGAL MONEY LENDING IS A PROBLEM YOU WOULD HAVE TO ANTICIPATE AS WELL..
SO WE SEE A UPCOIMING RISE IN LOAN-SHARKIN INDUSTRY ??

THERE ARE PPLE LOSING SO MUCH MONEY THAT THEY DUN HAVE MONEY FOR A COACH RIDE BACK HOME..
THESE PPLE OFTEN TIMe TRY TO HITCH A RIDE WITH CHARTERED COACHES OR HANG ARD THE BUS TERMINALS HOPING TO SPOT A KIND-HEARTED BUS DRIVER TO OFFER THEM A FREE RIDE HOME..


THESE CASES ARE SEEMINGLY RARE BUT IT TELLS US OF THE OBESSIVE COMPLUSION
PPLE HAVE WITH GAMBLING..
DO YOU WANT SINGAPORE TO TURN INTO A COUNTRY OBSESSED WITH GAMBLING SO MUCH
THAT THEY SLIP INTO COMPLUSIVE OBSESSION..

WE ALREADY HAVE LEGALISED GAMBLING IN FORMS OF TOTO, 4D, FOOTBALL, BIG
SWEEP. COUNTRY CLUBS ORGANISE EVENTS LIKE LUCKY DRAW, RAFFLES, TOMBOLA,
JACKPOT BONAZAs & BINGO. SNOOKER CLUBS WITH THEIR NUMBER BALLS. SINGAPOREANS
HAVE MORE THAN THEIR FAIR SHARE OF CHOICE OF GAMBLING.

THE QUESTION NOW IS DO WE HAVE TO ADD MORE TO THIS ALREADY SEEMINGLY LARGE
PLATE.

SOME GOVT MEMBERS SAY IT'S TO INCREASE REVENUE.. HAHA.. SO DO WE DO IT AT
THE EXPENSE OF OUR MORAL ETHICS AND CIVIL SAFETY. IS REVENUE EVERYTHING ? IS
MONEY REALLY EVERYTHING ? IS THIS THE KIND OF MORAL & ETHICAL LESSON WE
WANNA SET FOR OUR YOUNGER GENERATION OF SINGAPOREANS.

IT'S TRUE THAT WE CANNOT DO WITHOUT MONEY.

BUT DO WE ENCOURAGE 'REAPIN WAT U DID NOT SOW' OR RATHER THE TRIED & TESTED
'REAP WAT U SOWED'. i FIRMLY BELIEVE OUR NATION IS BUILT UP NOT WITH A
NATION OF GAMBLERS AND FOREIGNERS COMING IN WITH THEIR MONEY TO GAMBLE. OUR
NATION IS BUILT ON HARD WORK BY OUR ANCESTORS WITH THEIR TOIL & SWEAT ,
BELIEVING IN WORKING HARD TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS & SAVING UP FOR A RAINY DAY.

THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINONATED VIEW. I MIGHT BE WRONG. I MIGHT SEEM 'OLD SCHOOL' BUT I PREFER IT THIS WAY.
" Is the moon on 16th nicer than the 15th ? "

Some1 once told me so.. i teased her every now & then.. maebe then.. not now anymore
Job offers...

1. I rejected the shanghai offer already..
Reasons being that i have to be away for 6mths
Though it is the best way for me to heal the hurt..
But i still choose to stay on..

2. Waiting for a second interview now with a MNC..

Hmm...and alot more applications... hahahaha

Mighty Barca 2-1 Taiko Chelsea

Two second-half goals from Maxi Lopez and Samuel Eto'o condemned Chelsea to a 2-1 first leg defeat against Barcelona in the Nou Camp stadium.

An own goal by Juliano Belletti had gifted the Barclays Premiership side a first-half lead but they failed to hold on to their advantage after the break and the game turned when striker Didier Drogba was cruelly sent off by Swedish referee Anders Frisk for a second bookable offence.


Substitute Maxi Lopez equalised with a right-foot drive in the 66th minute and then his shot was diverted in by Eto'o seven minutes later.

Mourinho had insisted it was "almost impossible" for Damien Duff to have taken any part in the game because he was in so much pain from the knee injury he collected in Sunday's FA Cup fifth round defeat by Newcastle that he could hardly walk.

But the winger made a mockery of Mourinho's claim as he sped on to Frank Lampard's 40-yard pass and sent over the low cross that Barcelona defender Belletti turned into his own net in the 33rd minute.

The goal arrived totally against the run of play with the Primera Liga leaders in full control in the opening half.

But Chelsea could have finished the opening 45 minutes two goals to the good had Drogba realised he had more time and space to finish off another wonderful through ball from Claude Makelele.

Predictably, against a team rated as favourites to lift the Champions League crown and seven points clear at the top of their domestic league, Chelsea began the first leg in a somewhat nervous fashion.

And it was hardly a surprise to anyone in the vast bowl that is the Nou Camp, that Barcelona contrived an opening after only three minutes.

Frank Lampard's distribution is normally unquestionable but his lack of accuracy allowed Samuel Eto'o to intercept the ball and slip Ronaldinho in the clear on the left flank.

But the Brazilian's shot whistled past Petr Cech's left-hand post as did another effort from Eto'o himself moments later as the hosts took full advantage of an edgy Chelsea defence.

The Londoners were further exposed in the 10th minute when their defence failed to deal adequately with a cross from Ludovic Giuly and Ronaldinho sent another right-foot shot wide of the target. Chelsea's midfield, with the exception of the hardworking Claude Makelele, displayed limited ambition to attack.

Instead, their tactical preference was to close down the space and time for the playmaking Deco and Giuly, along with Ronaldinho and Eto'o in attack.

The plan worked for much of the opening half with Barca restricted to few clear cut opportunities to open the scoring.

Two minutes after Belletti's error, Drogba could have put Chelsea two in front when Makelele's admirable through ball left the Ivory Coast striker in the clear.

But, with only goalkeeper Victor Valdes to beat, Drogba sent his shot wide of the right-hand post for a costly miss.

In the 38th minute, Chelsea began to take full advantage of a Barcelona side clearly reeling from Belleti's blunder and Joe Cole sent a 20-yard effort just too high as, for once, the Nou Camp fell silent.

The game erupted into controversy in the 55th minute when Anders Frisk red-carded Didier Drogba for what appeared to be nothing more than a 50-50 challenge for the ball with goalkeeper Victor Valdes.

Drogba had been booked in the first half for a foul on Rafael Marquez and, when the Chelsea striker and the goalkeeper went down as a result of the collision, the Swedish official produced a second yellow for the Ivory Coast man.

For the second time in as many games, the Londoners now found themselves down to 10 men, only this time they had 35 minutes to cope with a Barcelona attack given fresh hope by Chelsea's numerical handicap.

The Barca fans were also guilty of racist abuse towards Drogba with 'monkey' chants filling the air as he trudged slowly towards the visiting dugout.

In the 65th minute, Chelsea's luck held as substitute Andres Iniesta sent a left-foot shot inches wide of the post after Ricardo Carvalho had managed to block the first effort from Eto'o.

But a minute later the hosts were level when substitute Maxi Lopez finished off a three-man move involving Ronaldinho and Eto'o.

Lopez managed to squirm his way clear of William Gallas to fire an angled right-foot beyond Petr Cech in the Chelsea goal.

Worse was to come in the 73rd minute when Chelsea failed to cut out Maxi Lopez's drive from the right and Eto'o hit the matchwinner with a crisp drive from eight yards to give them a slender advantage to take to Stamford Bridge.






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February 23, 2005

Been awhile since i last actually spoke of her to anyone..

Someone talked to me last nite after my game...
He asked if i m ok...

I said i m fine...
He said i changed..
My attitude..
My actions told of a change..

I told him that i did not realise it..

I simply swept it under the carpet..
I covered up everything with anything

First time for weeks i wept again..
tinkin of her..
sighhhhh..

I was reminded of her laughter
her smile..
her scent..
her 'ok ok'..

I was still hurtin..
Then my brother played 'Ji Mo Bian Jie' in the background..
That idiot

ahahahaha

Why am i such an idiot.. when she obviously dun even tink of me anymore
Why am i such a peep.. hahahaha

February 22, 2005

Had a mundane monday nite... Till some crazy person called me at 1030pm to go out... I was like "EH Seow eh..todae is monday leh..where u wanna go..i very sian.." Well bottom line is they managed to persuade me out and I was home at 4.30am this morning...talk abt a long nite...

Very tired...later got basketball somemore...dunno how to shot or run..now i like huo si ren...

hahaha... then i today bring a super big bag to work... my boss thot i wanna pao lu.. haha.. will be nice to play ball with my team mates again after a 2 mth hiatus..

Champions League also starting soon... will be rooting for Barca to whack Chelsea.. ACM to win Manure & Pool to win leverkusen...

February 21, 2005

The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young lad named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a small company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow. By the time everything was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office.

He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area.

Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.
The old woman was dressed in white samfoo and black pant, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then. Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." It was the old woman. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty".
He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence.

It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.

The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared.

Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.

The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again.
But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again.

He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked. The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again.
As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."

Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared.

He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen.

After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's dangerous ............








The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."


Wahahahahhahaha

Citizens Asked to Beware Budget Enhancement Claims

Just to share abit.... I tink and believe in wat this writer wrote abt our budget... Sadly to say, i agree that it is a top-down thingy as well... top heavy and hopin that it will spill over to the bottom ones...but do they know how tight fisted the top are ? well.. being up there, they won't have the chance to...

Read on.. Thank God i stay in Potong Pasir.. no walk-over, a chance to excercise my voting rights

Wat sae you guys ?

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Citizens were warned today that they should be wary of extravagant claims of budget enhancement, especially in the absence of scientific studies.

The Governmental Oversight of Nebulous and Excessive Claims About Singapore’s Enhancement (GONECASE), a consumer watchdog, has issued a warning that certain organizations have been making unsubstantiated claims about their ability to enhance the size of citizens’ budgets.

“These organizations paint ‘Before’ and ‘After’ pictures to entice people into buying into their plans,” said GONECASE chairperson Mdm Sudah binte Habis. “But the fact is, they are not backed up by scientific scrutiny.”

Mdm Sudah used the example of Murky-Finance Bottomline Salon, which claimed that “top heavy earners” would have their assets enhanced after undergoing certain strategic cuts to their tax rates.

“Citizens should ask why people who are already top heavy need their assets enhanced any further,” said Mdm Sudah. “And why aren’t those with less endowed budgets having commensurate enhancements performed?”

Claims are being made that allowing top heavy earners to take home more would allow them to share the pleasure with other less privileged people.

“Only a tit head would believe that,” said Mdm Sudah. “The big boobs just want to milk the rest of us dry. Anyway, the ‘sharing’ model simply isn’t borne out by empirical analysis. Heavy titters, I mean, hitters didn’t get heavy by sharing what they consume. They do so by keeping a disproportionate amount of cream for themselves.”

However, some budget enhancement salons have said the less endowed will get special top-up discounts.

“Top-ups are not steps up,” said Mdm Sudah. “Unless they’re super greedy, millionaires won’t really notice an extra few thousand missing, but average citizens really feel the pinch, especially when their employment prospects aren’t great and we’ve already been told they’re not going to improve significantly. Why aren’t they getting something more substantial like their CPF cuts being restored?”

“And we should also ask how the revenue shortfall caused by the rich man’s tax cut is being financed?” Mdm Sudah continued. “Remember why GST was introduced? Are the other price hikes connected to the tax cut? Why are we allowing fat cats to get fatter while those trapped in the rat race have to undergo more lean years?”

However, pet weight loss specialist Miss Mao Chin Pooi said that there were clear advantages to make fat cats get fatter. “The fatter they’re allowed to get, the more difficult it will be for them to move away from the home.”


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Top Signs You Should Call Off Your Wedding

This is from my fave webby .. A tribute to jackie's latest "i do i do"

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1. Wedding ring is engraved with the words “One ring to rule them all.”

2. You catch your truck driver fiancé learning English from a 16-year old ang mor “teacher”. Yeah, right.

3. Your prospective in-laws all have major tattoos, and strange people keep turning up and addressing your father-in-law as “Tua Tao”.

4. During the wedding ceremony, the groom’s cellphone rings – and he answers it.

5. When the Justice of the Peace/Priest asks if there is anyone who wishes to object to the marriage, the groom’s ex-boyfriend puts up his hand.

6. “I take you, Jasmine, wait, Bee Leng, no, I mean Nancy… uh, sorry, sorry… what’s your name again, ah?”

7. At the end of administering the wedding vows, the Justice of the Peace/Priest asks, “Is that your final answer?”

8. Bride/groom says, “Chope, chope, chope, did you just say ‘till DEATH do us part’?”

9. Your bride is more well-endowed than you.(I don't get this...really)

10. Instead of “I do”, your bride/groom says, after a long pause, “Okay, okay, boh pian, lah.”

11. Groom forgets to take his cigarette out of his mouth when he kisses you.

12. Stripper jumps out of the wedding cake.

13. Bride insists that ‘slimming laxative tea’ be used in the tea ceremony.

14. During the wedding dinner, he sings, “To all the girls I’ve loved before.”

15. At the wedding banquet, the groom replaces the champagne cascade with a “Newater waterfall”.

16. All the tropical seaside honeymoon locations he proposes are offering a “tsunami discount”.

17. Jack Neo is following you around taking notes.


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Things You Really Don’t Want to Hear Her Saying at The End of Your Date

Got this hot from my fave webby .. a must read every monday when i m in office

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1. “Like that only, ah? Tcheh!”

2. “Next!”

3. “Aiyah, wen die, lah. Syphilis only.”

4. “You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…”

5. “Can you drop me off at Woodbridge? I have to book in early tonight.”

6. “(Sigh) Looks like tomorrow, it’s back to the SDU again.”

7. “Thanks for a great time, Uncle.”

8. “Next week, don’t forget to come for my 14th birthday, ‘kay?”

9. “It’s not me. It’s you.”

10. “(Giggle) No, that’s not my brother in the photo! That’s me before my operation!”

11. “I had such a good time tonight that next time I want to bring my mother along!”

12. “I’m sorry… it’s just that the kind of person I’m looking for in a relationship is someone with more… depth.”

13. (Gets out of car and shouts into her house:) “Children! Come out and meet your new daddy!”

14. “That will be $250. So… same time next week?”

15. “Have you heard about network marketing?”

16. “Do you want to join Young PAP?”

© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.
As the great Greek philosopher Plato (Greece, 386 B.C.) wrote "In order to seek one's own direction, one must simplify the mechanics of ordinary life".

In other words - "Keeping simple things simple".

February 20, 2005

Top Ways to Beat the Heat Without an Air Con

1. Go and wash your car. Sure rain shortly after that.

2. Try to buaya a supermodel. She’ll give you the cold shoulder.

3. Go to 7-11 and buy a Slurpee and drink it real fast. You will kena brain freeze.

4. The same effect can be achieved by watching any MediaCock channel.

5. Go to the Jurong Bird Park and get a lap dance from a penguin.

6. Drink lots of beer. It may warm you up even more, but then you won’t notice after a while.

7. Go and surf the Young PAP website. It will chill you to the bone.

8. ---omitted for obvious reasons ---

9. Go and kachau the Gahmen and let the ISD give you the Air-Con Treatment.

10. Use a very big stick. (Okay, so that was si beh corny, but who can think properly in such hot weather?)

11. Stand in Moses Lim’s shadow.

12. Get hit by a car. Enjoy the breeze as you fly through the air.

13. Become a Minister. Earn a million bucks to buy yourself a tok kong fan.

14. Join the PAP. Enjoy the frosty glare of your friends. (Personally i tink so too)

15. Apply for a permit to conduct a political demonstration. If it’s granted, even hell will freeze over.

© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.

Know More About Moi

Stunned this off Yuen Yuen

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Name: Lee Chun Siong Enos
Nicknames: Ah Siong, Tua Pui Siong, Da Ge, Siong eh, Ah Lee,
Residence: Potong Pasir, the only last remaining 2 places of Singapore where PAP has no bloody hand
Birthday: May 19 1977
Height: 1.78m
Weight: 100kg or more?
Color of Hair: Black with few Brown streaks(sob)(sob)...changing soon to ash-grey streaks
Eyesight: Perfect with glasses
Horoscope: Taurus

Ultimate embarrassing moment: Held a hand of a stranger and cheonged towards a shop
Ultimate angry moment: .....hmmmmm.... when someone close to me made a wrong decision... damn wrong
Ultimate joyous moment: 31 Oct 2004.
Ultimate touching moment: 31 Nov 2004.
Ultimate discouraging moment: 18 Dec 2004.
Ultimate sad moment: 24 Dec 2004.
Ultimate encouraged moment: 18 Feb 2005


Favorite Food: Anything except veg...
Favorite Fruit: Water-melons, apples, and banana
Favorite Drink: Iced latte for the affluent & Kopi-peng for the coffeeshop klan
Favorite Snack: Anything
Favorite Cake: Dun really like cakes la...prefer eclairs
Favorite Color: Nothing...
Favorite Music: Techno...
Favorite Hangout Place: My room
Favorite Male Artiste: Andy Lau
Favorite Female Artiste: Sammi Cheng
Favorite Worship Leader: SCK...hahahaha...ok ok. ..another one would be Kent Henry
Favorite Animal: fish
Favorite Pet Phrase:
Favorite Hobbies: Basketball, Playing Number ball, Surfing the Net, Chatting
Favorite Sports: Basketball
Favorite Webbie: http://www.talkingcock.com
Favorite Movie: Event Horizon

What's most enjoyable now: nothing.. really
What's my most wanted wish: things to be normal..
Country I want to go the most: Korea
Ideal job: ask ard.. tink most pple know wat i want
Most hated statement: **silence**
Most tiring period of my life: When i was doing my advanced diploma doing part time with Comfort & working full time with SPCC
Person I respect the most: PJ


If you wanna know more about me, feel free to ask. I'll seeif i am able to answer the questions.